the real slim shady

pizza and netflix

sarcasticallysassy:

lovedtypething:

it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries

it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries

it is illegal to be myself in 76 countries

that’s about 39% of all the countries in the world

gay marriage is legal in about .07% of countries

don’t fucking talk to me about straight pride ever again

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

(Source: awdray)

whatwouldtroylerdo:

youtubersaremylifesorrynotsorry:

slaynuggets:

I SPIT OUT MY TEA.

TYLER.

tYLER.

(Source: zozeebo)

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

themysticmonster:

Horror-Themed Valentines Card. See more HERE.

lexiwalker16:

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

This post makes me laugh uncontrollably every time

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

imreallybad:

repeat after me: 

  • virginity is a social construct 
  • you don’t lose your virginity 
  • there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept 
  • virginity is inherently heterocentric 
  • your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
  • what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with 
  • the end 

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

so-personal:

everything personal♡

(Source: andrewbreitel)

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